Celebrity Dirt - 08.23.11

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards has turned down the an offer to appear on Ashton Kutcher's first episode of Two and a Half Men. Denise reportedly said she wouldn't do it because "she would never hear the end of it from Charlie." Thanks Denise, because we would never hear the end of it from Charlie either! 
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their third child. The couple already have two daughters -- Violet, 5, and Sophia, 2.
Happy birthday to Rick Springfield. The Australian singer, actor and '80s heartthrob turns 62 today. Can I say we all wished we were Jesse’s Girl?! 
Guys are very basic creatures and the only time their lives tend to get more complicated is when women are around. Here are nine things guys would never do if women didn't exist ...
1.Purchase a rug.
2.Own a breed of dog you can't even pronounce.
3.See any movie that stars Hugh Grant.
5.Talk on the phone.
6.Go to brunch on a Sunday during football season.
7.Go to brunch at any time.
8.Watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother.
9.Leave a bar before midnight.

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