Celebrity Dirt - 08.22.11

Take a guided tour through Donald Trump's ridiculously flamboyant $100-million private jet. 

OH NO HE DIDN’T!  In an interview with TV Guide, Anthony Bourdain said, "The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations, and she's proud of the fact that her food is [bleeping] bad for you. Plus, her food sucks."

Deen responded on Fox and Friends by saying, "I don't know if it was a publicity thing or if someone had just peed in his bowl of cereal that morning and he was mad. I've been around long enough to know to choose my battles, and that ain't one of them."

Octomom Nadya Suleman defeated a bartender named Cassandra Andersen in a celebrity boxing match in Florida Saturday. Um, Which one was the Celebrity?