A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. The child returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at a hardware store and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington http://ow.ly/i/pJUG